Headlines I've come across: So a baby seal walks into a club...
I moustache you a question You stink Looking for dove in a soapless place...
Sometimes you doubt anyone is going to love you again. If your profile is sending the wrong message, then that gorgeous, fascinating, almost perfect partner is not going to notice you. It took me exactly two and a half weeks to find the man of my dreams.
Within two days I had made it to number #3 in the top 100 women in my age group.
If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.
It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree - I'm desperate to nail Jello to a tree! • If you don't like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!
• Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.What I stumbled upon accidentally, turned out to be my greatest asset.I did one simple thing to make me stand out from the crowd.Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...' drew 15 new messengers yesterday :) had 8 this morning with 'Fructis on toast at 9.30?' The random ones will always draw more attention than the others...One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out?muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke! None of this was because I’m exceptionally stunning or unique.My internet dating career was successful because of my profile.